Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Hands On POTUS

Let the Lord keep you and nourish you and pick you up and be a fence against people zooming in on whatever is on your collar, and we will refrain from discussing whether you were ever covetous of your son-in-law's wife, or whether you regard the trespasses of anyone else before considering your own--and we will certainly not discuss whether you have been combing a Prince Valiant into a DA for the last 40+ years because you're too antsy to sit in a big boy chair and get a big boy haircut. 

In other words--we thank you for your authoritarianism and beseech your future support for our considered Bible-maniac fuckery. 

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